On
The Mechanics of Male & Female Physiology
(or Why she complains of a backache and wants her back rubbed more often than I do)
“Oh, Honey, I know it’s been a long day and I know you are tired
and
I know you are sore
But
Come to the Bedroom and Shut the Door
Let’s
go to bed early and hit the sack
I’m
too tired to fool around, I just wanted you to rub my back”
|
Hers
(Purse) |
Mine (Wallet & Pockets) |
|
Grocery store coupons Four recipes from a friend at work Cell phone Phone book A receipt for a dress bought last week Cosmetic Bag Containing Lipstick Eye Shadow Mascara Rouge Contact lens holder Mini tooth brush 3 hair pins Moisturizer Contact Lens water A mirror Nail clippers 2 Finger nail polish bottles ( two colors) Comb Two moist wipe packets from The Chicken Restaurant Hair Brush Loose Change One and one half pounds of pennies Two pounds seven ounces quarters One quarter of a pound of dimes A fifty cent piece Five letters to be mailed Twenty four loose Kleenex (new) Two used Kleenex with lipstick smudge Pack of Chewing Gum Pill Box Aspirin Tylenol Tums Ibuprofen Miscellaneous Rx Medications Two empty prescription jars for refill reminder Solar Powered Calculator Directions to party last month Plastic Baby Picture Foldout containing 54 baby pictures A thank you peppermint from the Mexican Restaurant Pocket book More Grand children pictures Drivers license Health Insurance card Proof of insurance certificate Old Out of Date Drivers License Master Charge Visa Expired Master Charge Expired Visa Revoked Library Card Two One Cent Postage Stamps Our Daughters High School Senior picture One sons picture from Junior High Our Other son’s picture from Graduation Her beautician’s Business card The housekeepers phone number The address of the grand baby’s day care More miscellaneous change in the change pocket A Five Dollar Bill A One Dollar Bill A receipt for new shoes Five key Rings Keys to Son’s House and gate Key to Daughter's house Keys to Mother's house Personal Key Chain House Key 2 car keys Key to old house Key to office at work Key to charity clothes closet One unidentified Key ring with 4 keys (no clue as to identity) Small Hair spray bottle Breath freshener An extra watch One ear ring Newspaper page with sale advertisement A parking pass A safety pin Two band aids (new) One used band aid An appointment card for the Dentist AND Last But Not least – Business card for Chiropractor Her
Total Item Count: 234 and counting Her
total Weight: 55 lbs 8 oz |
Drivers License Cell phone Master Charge Visa Two ATM cards Library Card Firearm Safety Card Organ Donor Card Two baseball Ticket stubs Two supermarket club cards (miniature) A One Dollar Bill, a Ten and Two Twenties Health Insurance Card Auto Club Card Proof of Insurance Certificate Key Ring House Key Office Key Gun box key Bicycle padlock key Mail Box Key Four Car keys Loose Change Two Quarters One Dime Six Pennies Cell Phone on belt clip (counts only ½) Two tokens to chucky cheese game arcade My
Total Items count: 25 1/2 Total
Weight: 1lb 4 oz |
(I think maybe
I will rub her tired back,
after all she
carries the weight of the world on her shoulders)
mikeb